Wednesday, May 14, 2008

No Pork

Eli: Mom, we can't eat pork.
Me: Why?
Eli: Because Leilani (a girl in his class) said that they eat their own boo-boo.
Me: What's boo-boo?
Eli: Diahrreah and poop. Leilani said that it's bad when you eat pig because it makes you sweat.
Me: Interesting. Do you want some ham?
Eli: Yeah.
Me: Did you know that ham is pork?
Eli: No. I'm not listening to Leilani. I'll just eat it anyway.

11 comments:

Melissa: said...

Maybe therein lies your sweating problem...do you eat much ham at your house?

Cute Eli. I'm glad he's not putting up with some girls' baloney. :)

alison said...

this is so cute.

i am waiting for you to post your mice stories. . . i tried telling doug, but it just wasn't as funny as when you told it.

love you.

swensen squeeze said...

I love the things your kids say! It is so great!

Deb said...

That's hilarious! I love it. Thanks for making me laugh today!!

Spencer said...

Oh the things kids say.

Danette said...

no you don't have to tell me how or when.

Meesh said...

I love the kid anecdotes. I need to do mine. They always make my day!

8S8S said...

You knew what "boo boo" was when you asked the question! I know because I would have done the same thing.

Unknown said...

Katie, I'm having a little problem posting a comment. I'm trying on both yours and Megan's to see what happens. We're sure looking forward to when you guys are coming out here to visit. love, marge

Unknown said...

ha, that's pretty funny!

Meesh said...

I almost cried when i read this. So dang funny!